and sometimes you might feel like walking on top of said houses
and sometimes you might feel like
you know what,
i really should just totally jump
no matter what they say about white men and jumping.
and at that point you should probably ask yourself
have i ever jumped off a shit house before?
this is a lesson i want to put on a tshirt
have i ever jumped off a shit house before?
but something tells me if there was a tshirt that said that
this dude woulda had it
and woulda worn it when he jumped.